He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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