I got chris browned last night
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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