do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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