She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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