On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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