At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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