How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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