i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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