so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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