Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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