Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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