So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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