I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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