If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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