was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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