break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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