I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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