I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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