Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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