It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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