That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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