Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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