Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Where is the hickey?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
