everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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