She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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