Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
