it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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