We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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