It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
