She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
jump out the window naked night went bad
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