Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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