maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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