How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
