Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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