Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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