Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i think my mom watched the whole time
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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