Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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