if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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