Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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