Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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