So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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