yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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