ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY