"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight