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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.

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(520): View more from Arizona

please come you make the beer taste better

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(720): View more from Colorado

he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well

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(330): View more from Ohio

I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.

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(817): View more from Texas

In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.

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