this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?