No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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