she was so not down for the gang bang
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
sex in a hospital.. check
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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