sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Found your dick twin last night
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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