So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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