Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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