You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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