I swear she didn't look like that last week.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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