butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You've changed since you got that strap on
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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