I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
