dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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