There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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