i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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