White coat. Heels.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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