not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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